Five Questions Giannone Hasn't Answered

The Pasadena Independent reports that Lt. Larry Giannone has joined the Sierra Madre Police Department. Giannone will be taking the spot vacated by Lt. Abernathy, which is second only to Chief Marilyn Diaz. Before we applaud his arrival, I've got a few hard-hitting questions that I'll bet no one has posed to him.

1. How many police officers does it take to arrest teenage girls?
2. Will you offer fried chicken or loose lips to citizens who vote on Measure V?
3. What religious holiday will you use to crack down on prostitution?
4. Can you deal with criticism...very personal criticism?
5. Have you ever been employed by DataDots?